"Nobody ever goes to gigs anymore" claims shit band.

A shit unsigned band from Birmingham in the UK are claiming that nobody goes to gigs.

The punk band, called The Telephones, practice out of an alley way in the second city's creative district of Digbeth, and have expressed their frustration at the failure of anybody to come to their gigs.

Frontman, John Smith, says "It's just so unfair. I mean, we practice once a week for a couple of hours and we have a bunch of songs. It's like nobody even cares."

When it was pointed out that other unsigned bands can play to up to 30 people, Mr. Smith described it as a fluke, and definitely nothing to do with other bands practising more, being more committed and making sure the songs are actually good.

At a recent gig, the barmaid was overheard noting of the band: "They're shit. Look - they couldn't even get their mums to come to their gig!"

Mr. Smith refuted such allegations, declaring: "That's just bollocks. Nobody goes to gigs anymore."